I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when I threw up in your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without the incarnation as an eskimo .
(OMG! I'm sorry!lol...it's a Meme!)